Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Card of the Day
Before anyone asks, this is the Victorian Fairy Tarot!
This is heaven in a box
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog
IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG